When you’re wife’s girlfriend come over, do you stay in the crib?

[Itspeople]

I don’t know about y’all but I cannot listening to these hoes cackle all evening.

They like where you going?????

Me: uhh I just got some shit I need to get done. Meanwhile I’m really just by the ridge near my house overlooking the ocean enjoy gods beauty.

When I come back, “you were gone awhile. We missed youu”

Me: man I got caught up, I swear there isn’t enough time these days.

 

[Jacson3]

They waiting for you to initiate the threesome but you outside gazing at water like a homo

 

[Itspeople]

They waiting for you to initiate the threesome but you outside gazing at water like a homo

Porn out here frying niccas brains.

 

[Jacson3]

Porn out here frying niccas brains.

I don't fw porn breh it's for lesser men

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

I hate it the conversation usually involves the word bitch 500000 times.

 

[alphis_2205]

Be careful breh.
It must be something to test you if you cheat or not.

 

[Arm Leg Leg Arm Head]

I’m usually the one that rolls the weed for them. I let my wife and her friend finish my blunt all the time. I call it a tax. She could be asking my wife to go out for drinks at a bar

 

[TheHalfbloodFkaPrince]

They waiting for you to initiate the threesome but you outside gazing at water like a homo

Its all part of the dance. Cant come off too eager.

 

[AggieLean.]

I usually hit up my neighborhood bar/lounge when that happens. Chill and talk shyt with the other regulars. I come back slightly lit, and she hits me with the side eye…”I knew you were going to that bar”

 

[allmoneyinTRV]

I'm either in the cave or I'm find something to go do out the crib