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You want to go on date with her but she needs a babysitter and expects you to pay for it

Rhapscallion Démone

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The babysitter charges $250. Are you going on the date?

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Shiiit tell her to go on a date with someone else and I watch the rugrat for 225, and I'm going to raid her fridge
:mjlit:gon put some chamomile tea in the lil ones juice , put them to bed early smoke a joint, and eat up all the string cheese, gogurt and the Capri Suns.if she ain't home by 11 I'm calling her baby daddy and cps
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1. Not my kids.
2. The date is so I can get to know you.
3. I don’t know you yet and you want me to pay for your time…

:jbhmm:


So either you’re my employee or you’re my prostitute.

In that case, since I now know who I’m dealing with, let’s negotiate.

I’m gonna order Domino’s Pizza or Little Cesar’s for your kids and pay for whatever the newest movie they can rent on your TV. That’s about $35 bucks with the 2 liter.

You and I are gonna go outside, slices in hand. We’re gonna talk in the car. You’re gonna suck my dick with pepperoni breath and I’m out for the night.

Depending on how good you sucked me off will determine if I block your number or not.
 
250 $ ? 250 $ ?250 DOLLARS
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO WITH 250 DOLLARS ?:mjtf: I CAN ORDER ×10 PIZZA.
I can LITTERALY PAY FOR HIGH QUALITY RESTAURANT. I CAN PAY FOR *******.
I can GO TO DISNEYLANDS. I CAN PAY THE COLLECTOR EDITION OF GHOST OF YOTEI.
Nah 250 $ ? THAT WOMAN IS LYING.

Where are the women who ARE RESPONSIBLES AND WHO ASSUME ABOUT BEING SINGLE MOTHERS ?
 
Nah, I’m good. To be honest, once I learned she had 3 young kids, that would’ve been the end of any conversation.

She def would’ve been already blocked and ghosted after that 1st text. No response from me at all

^This.
Fuck I look like talking to a broad with three lil jits looking like half the damn Rugrats crew in the first place? :what:


Unless the pops is rotting in a casket somewhere, talking to single moms is an absolute no-go if you ain't got kids yourself. And why can't the nikka(s) that seeded you up pay for their spawn to be looked after? :jbhmm:

For $250 a night, the "babysitter" better be opening up a hole too, Ion eem care which one. :demonic:



Imagine adding a whole grand to the cost of them first four dates so you can fuck on some certified, pre-owned 1998 Honda pwussy. :hubie:
 
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