prisoner smuggled full-sized thermos in rectum

[nightmare]

OCTOBER 8--While being booked into a Florida county lockup on drug and trespassing charges, Walter Frymire passed through an X-ray machine that jailers use to thwart attempts at smuggling in contraband.

But while Frymire, 51, was not found to have stashed weapons or narcotics on his person, he was still packing.

As seen in the adjacent image, when Frymire went through the body scanner, corrections workers spotted a full-size thermos inside the detainee’s body.

Sadly, police records do not include the manufacturer or dimensions of the thermos, which entered Frymire’s body a day earlier via “the exit ramp,” according to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.

Frymire, who has a sprawling criminal record, was busted Saturday evening for trespassing on Amtrak property in Winter Haven. A frisk turned up a “glass pipe with a burned residue consistent with methamphetamine,” according to a police affidavit that noted that Frymire reportedly admitted to using meth for 28 years.

While being transported to jail, Frymire allegedly warned the an officer, “If you arrest me, I will find you and kill you.” Told that it was illegal to make such a threat, Frymire, cops say, replied, "Good, I'm going to kill you, so charge it."

Seen at left, Frymire is locked up in lieu of $12,000 bond on two felony and two misdemeanor counts.

The thermos was removed from Frymire’s rectum at a local hospital. He was not charged with seeking to smuggle a prohibited item into the jail.

Cops: Inmate Found Packing A Thermos

OCTOBER 8--While being booked into a Florida county lockup on drug and trespassing charges, Walter Frymire passed through an X-ray machine that jailers use to thwart attempts at smuggling in contraba

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[Rhapscallion Démone]

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[Fill Collins]

I can't go to jail, they won't even let you warm your soup

 

[Bigmoneygrip]

Gotta open up the pathways for redemption

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

I mean he would for surly die trying to push that out....

 

[nightmare]

I mean he would for surly die trying to push that out....

why would he die from pushing it out but not putting it in

realistically if he made it into the prison, whoever paid him to sneak the stuff in could just buy Vaseline and 2-3 guys have him bend over while they fish it out with lube.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

why would he die from pushing it out but not putting it in

realistically if he made it into the prison, whoever paid him to sneak the stuff in could just buy Vaseline and 2-3 guys have him bend over while they fish it out with lube.

Elvis died from taking a shit...all that strain to push it out... I mean yeah I guess that works too

 

[Afrodroid]

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

“You want some coffee breh?”

 

[Son Goku]

But while Frymire, 51, was not found to have stashed weapons or narcotics on his person, he was still packing.

 

[The Gentleman]

OCTOBER 8--While being booked into a Florida county lockup on drug and trespassing charges, Walter Frymire passed through an X-ray machine that jailers use to thwart attempts at smuggling in contraband.

But while Frymire, 51, was not found to have stashed weapons or narcotics on his person, he was still packing.

As seen in the adjacent image, when Frymire went through the body scanner, corrections workers spotted a full-size thermos inside the detainee’s body.

Sadly, police records do not include the manufacturer or dimensions of the thermos, which entered Frymire’s body a day earlier via “the exit ramp,” according to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.

Frymire, who has a sprawling criminal record, was busted Saturday evening for trespassing on Amtrak property in Winter Haven. A frisk turned up a “glass pipe with a burned residue consistent with methamphetamine,” according to a police affidavit that noted that Frymire reportedly admitted to using meth for 28 years.

While being transported to jail, Frymire allegedly warned the an officer, “If you arrest me, I will find you and kill you.” Told that it was illegal to make such a threat, Frymire, cops say, replied, "Good, I'm going to kill you, so charge it."

Seen at left, Frymire is locked up in lieu of $12,000 bond on two felony and two misdemeanor counts.

The thermos was removed from Frymire’s rectum at a local hospital. He was not charged with seeking to smuggle a prohibited item into the jail.

Cops: Inmate Found Packing A Thermos

OCTOBER 8--While being booked into a Florida county lockup on drug and trespassing charges, Walter Frymire passed through an X-ray machine that jailers use to thwart attempts at smuggling in contraba

www.thesmokinggun.com

To anybody who’s ever been locked up I don’t think this is too surprising.
And Everybody,who’s anybody that knows anything about Florida knows to stay out of Polk county.

 

[The Gentleman]

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[rabbid]

he threatened to kill an officer and got 12k bond? let it have been jerome he would've been held on attempted murder charges. this man's asshole has seen seven world wars, two stints in vietnam and three bussy miscarriages. if he ever sees the outside of the jail again its because he's white.

 

[brehcepticon]

GAHLEE

 

[Shawn Michaels pilled up]

GAHLEE

Was waiting for this to become a smilie lol

 

[Gloxina]

Was waiting for this to become a smilie lol

If that becomes an official smilie I’m locked in